"Twitter users are fleeing the site to Tumblr, and demanding changes that will annoy the original user base. Soon Tumblr will be a shadow of its former self. Everything is going as you instructed, Mr. Green."
"Excellent work, Monsieur Musk. Continue to pump migration from Twitter to Tumblr. They will finally help the hellsite live up to its name. And I will have vengeance."
"Ask not for whom the crab raves, Tumblypoos. It raves for thee..."
Nice try fed boy
Better than a lot of them do, at least he doesn't seem to have the uniform sunglasses they all wear
It's very important that everyone understands the sex trafficking and child abuse problem wasn't a one-off thing. It wasn't just Epstein and Maxwell. It wasn't just a few operations that got busted up. It's a massive, globe-spanning problem that involves celebrities, politicians, and the wealthiest people in the world.
They are desperate for you to believe it's just a totally unexpected revelation that the psychopaths they've endorsed and traveled the world with and funded for decades were just coincidentally running a secret human trafficking racket on the side the entire time.
There are 5 of us that run heavy machinery. The freezer is always stocked with these in this hot weather. They feel like a life savers sometimes.
I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.
It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.
Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves
Y’all missed the best part:
Category 5 Glup Shitto event
My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED
Beyond parody
you’re facebook meme group is pretty retarted
i ain’t reading all that, but
idk why this is so funny to me but….,
In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!
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If you’re gonna do a weird unique name, make it the middle name - you don’t have to use your middle name, and at most paperwork usually asks for a middle initial.
Then if the kid wants to use the unique name they can go by their middle (plenty of people do that when their first name is embarrassing or they share it with a relative), but they aren’t stuck with something weird.
